The Irony

Oh the irony...


I recently decided to join the school band at Kepler-Gymnasium. So after about a week of trying to play Mendelssohn and getting so frustrated that I almost threw my instrument against the wall and could feel my pulse in my forhead. I went to the group practice today and realized that it wasnt too bad. It was pretty sweet, i made new friends and so on so forth....


now to the irony.

Ok... so all of the woodwinds and brass instruments are the ones that you blow into... As you know all languages have different names for all of the instruments

Violin (English) Geige (German) Skrzypce (Polish)
Viola Brache Altówka
Flute Flöte Flet
Bassoon Faggot Fagot....


so ok... that is pretty awesome... the bassoon in german is a faggot... that is just great...




i love things like this
I really do.

Pants with skinny sewn thighs...

Oh pants with skinny sewn thighs....



Ok so i like the way that pants that are thinner in the thighs look on me. It's very simple. They make my legs look the way they are supposed to and that is all that matters... the only problem is, those same pants always have those freaking low low waists.


which means...


the pants slide down....


normally i would say that, that, is not that big of a deal... look kinda gangsta... but with the pants that i have.... well, i guess, the pants feel lonely, and so they take my underwear along for the ride....


crack is not cute.... not on you.. not on me... not on anyone...